Beak: What

Beak sends a collection of news, some relevant information, and interesting content to your Kindle every morning.

Beak envisions itself a replacement for reading your phone first thing in the morning, as part of a healthy info diet.

Beak: Motivation

→ Humans want to be generally informed, and enjoy reading things, especially over coffee.

→ The 'normal' process of pursuing the element of being informed means reading your phone.

→ This process naturally results in exposure to the ill wafts of internet miasma.

→ Exposure to internet miasma and noxious app effluvia upsets the bile and disorders the humors.

→ Disordered-humor humans are generally a less happy lot.

Beak: Soothing That What Ails Ya

→ As an Epub, Beak can't be cooerced into expansion: there's nothing to click, no pop-ups, and no sidetracking. All you can do is turn the pages!

How can I be part of this glorious new future?

Suboptimal use cases

→ As a breaking news alert app

→ Doomscrolling through arguments about the blockchain

→ Accidentally seeing that your ex has a great lawn